Couches for America

We've seen too much.

Some people call us futons, sectionals, loveseats, or chaise lounges.

We come in many colors.

We may have different fabrics.

But we exist, humbly, for the people.

We also can't vote.

But you can!

We couches think you should vote for someone who is for the people. Just like we are.

2024 _{Disclaimer: This is site is a parody. It is in no way affiliated with Harris/Walz, or the democratic party.}